Better yet, stick it in an index tracker fund for 30 years and when you’re 60 you’ll have a million in the bank.

Which you won’t spend anyway because you’ll have nothing and no one to spend it on. But smugness and pride are truly priceless.

60x return in say 35 years is a pretty damn good index fund, can you tell me where to get that?

I suppose technically the post doesn’t specify a currency.

>>Spend the money in something better and that will further the relationship, like the honeymoon.

Honeymoon's over. Ever heard that? I was thinking more in the buy a home or invest in stocks