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I got a puppy. Then everyone wanted to talk to my puppy.


Same here but with human children.


How did you get human children?


Hospital has plenty. The key is coming in after hours.


Morgue too, for both assertions above.

(okay, that joke was tasteless, but admit it - you probably giggled before you remembered to be horrified)


Talking to the right women.




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