The most ridiculous thing about this, apart from it being ridiculous in every way, is that these are purpose built machines of war good for only one thing, being resistant to mines. They would have no advantage in use over nearly any other vehicle, police cruiser, ambulance, segway, bicycle, in the extreme situations cited as potential use cases.
I don't know what the fuck the dipshits at OSU are thinking when they say they'll use it in conjunction with football games. Maybe somebody got drunk one night and a little too into an academic paper on college football as pseudo warring tribes or something.
I guess these things are good for a couple other things besides being resistant to mines. Namely burning a fuckton of oil and accelerating the deterioration of roads. All the more reason to produce more machines of war to commandeer the resources of hostile foreign nations to have the raw materials to refine gasoline and produce asphalt.
I don't know what the fuck the dipshits at OSU are thinking when they say they'll use it in conjunction with football games. Maybe somebody got drunk one night and a little too into an academic paper on college football as pseudo warring tribes or something.
I guess these things are good for a couple other things besides being resistant to mines. Namely burning a fuckton of oil and accelerating the deterioration of roads. All the more reason to produce more machines of war to commandeer the resources of hostile foreign nations to have the raw materials to refine gasoline and produce asphalt.
Well that's probably not good thing, after all.